Chinese man ruptures girlfriend's ear with passionate kiss

[democritus]

An amorous Chinese man has discovered the perils of excessive ardour after kissing his girlfriend so passionately that she ruptured her eardrum.

The 20-something woman from the city of Zhuhai, in Guangdong province of southern China, is reported to have partially lost her hearing as a result of her paramour's embrace.

According to the China Daily, the accident happened because the man sucked too hard during the kiss.

"The inner ear is connected to the mouth through a tube, whose chief function is to equalize the pressure between the two," said Li, a doctor at Zhuhai Second People's Hospital quoted by the China Daily.

"The kiss reduced pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear," he said.

However, there was some good news for the unlucky couple: her hearing is expected to return to normal after about two months.

Taking no chances, the paper warned its readers to practice safe sex: "While kissing is normally very safe, doctors advise people to proceed with caution," it said.

Zhuhai, located in the Pearl River delta, is a city of 1.3 million, and is famous for its beautiful local scenery and green parks. It is home to a reconstruction of the Summer Palace destroyed by the British in the 19th century.

courtesy telegraph.co.uk

Sometimes love hurts...

[Calltometal]

Jeeeeeeeeez, That must have been some kiss. I don't think my girlfriend and I have ever had anything like that happen to us. But I will be careful when kissing her around the ear.

[Ignis]

What kind of kiss was that! Did he want to kiss or suck the girl's limbs through her ears? Yuck
No matter how lustful or loving he was, he should have restrained it a little. I mean, pulling the eardrums. Was it a mouth or a vacuum?

[BlazerBaller]

u gotta be gentle with girls. he must've placed entire ear in mouth. lool. If i were him, i'd be focused on other things, the ear can wait.

[k9099]

wow, weird. i'd be focusing on stuff below the ear =/

[milkyway]

wtf.... that is like almost impossible (>.<) bsides, that wasn really kissing, more like vacumming i feel sorry for them, must be so awkward!

[lawby]

u gotta be gentle with girls. he must've placed entire ear in mouth. lool. If i were him, i'd be focused on other things, the ear can wait.

im pretty sure he was kissing her on the mouth (like you normally would) and not on the ear; the intense sucking reduced pressure in the mouth and hence damaged the ear drum (as stated in the article)

[BlazerBaller]

o lol guess i had the wrong idea going. article was vague on exactly where he was kissing but u still gotta be gentle with them girls.

[wowO_O]

hahaha. that's so funny. not that i don't feel bad for the girl but she gets her hearing back and normally people wouldn't even think stuff like that can happen.

[chiongster]

sorry for the poor girl. I don't know why that guy suck so hard during kissing? Lucky the girl only need two months to recover.

[edmcel]

I wonder if this spells the end of their relationship? Even after the two month recovery period, would she still dare to kiss her boyfriend? That's some pretty intense kissing!

[hussdiesel]

Many men seem to be "bad kissers". There are good books out there on how to do these types of things well. It should be part of REAL sex education to read them, IMO.

[Raouly]

o.o.... kids plz don't do the follow when ur older... rofl... wow... that guy... idk... im speechless... thats just... rofl... xD
Seriously dudes, if u dont kno how to kiss, just dont do it, and head for the next base... i mean... he sucked too hard?... wtf?... does this guy suck straws daily for a living? thats why when he kissed his gf, he started sucking on her mouth?.... wtf?!?!?... sum ppl just have the weirdest fetishes on this entire forsaken planet xD haha

[aVaL@NcHe]

u gotta be gentle with girls. he must've placed entire ear in mouth. lool. If i were him, i'd be focused on other things, the ear can wait.

Thats true, i think too, ear can wait

What a power of sucking xD

[Crator]

Wow, I didn't even know this was possible. But seriously how hard to do you have to suck to damage the eardrum from the month? Crazy.