The Ultimate Fart Silencer

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Everyone farts… Whether it be in public, on a date, or during an interview, it happens and we know how embarrassing it can be.
Luckily, a man named “Big Chicken Mushroom” from WuHan, China, has invented the “Fart Silencer”, a small plastic tube that you… um… put in your anus.


The “Fart Silencer” is a small plastic tube with one end that is completely open and the other end having numerous smaller holes in it.
Users are instructed to insert the open end into their anus when they feel a fart is coming. This should eliminate any unwanted sound farts tend to produce.
Users are also instructed to spray a cotton ball with their favorite perfume and put it into the “Fart Silencer” to eliminate any unwanted odor that might occur.
Below is the inventor’s demonstration by uses his mouth as anus, seems like it is working.
Here is some video of the inventor demonstrating his “Fart Silencer“, with his mouth of course…

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[Jademoon20]

ROFLMFAO omg as if its not going to smell bad right?! who would walk around with that in their anus just so they can fart silently. You couldnt pay me to do that- it sounds like walking about with a butt-plug. Lol. Thanx for the article it made me laugh so hard I almost farted

[shiunsai671]

o.O

Um... those things look somewhat like...*ahem* you know....

I would have to say a big "No Thank You" to these...I'd much rather let the gas pass. I'm sure it would feel one hundred times better anyway....

[Ignis]

Um... those things look somewhat like...*ahem* you know....

i get what you mean... but please don't say it, it's disgusting -_-
what a crazy invention, but no thanks... i'd better hold my fart to the death rather than having it stuck on my anus ><

[A4L]

LOL! Wow... the things people come up with. What's wrong with letting it out naturally? Okay, I kid, but really?! Would people even buy that?!

But thanks for the article - I needed a good laugh!!

[edmcel]

Flatulence exists to allow people to release pent up gasses in their colon, and though we may laugh when others fart, there's no denying that everyone farts! Sticking an object up one's anus is not the solution to prevent flatulence: diet is the key. Avoid eating foods high in fibre such as beans a couple of days before a big day, and this will reduce gas production. And if you really need to fart, try to go into a washroom for discretion!

[finalxnoodles]

or you could just fart and blame the person next to you

[thedeannamarie]

Wow. What a way to get around having to eat right and exercise so you don't have flatulence...

What I would like to know: are humans actually using these somewhere on the planet?! Are they out of their minds?!!!

[Sumire Hayashi]

If those things sell, the inventor will be rich. I guess he or she thougth these would be beneficial to humanity.

[hatsuchan]

Wow what an invention lol
"Users are instructed to insert the open end into their anus when they feel a fart is coming" > should we put it immediately whenever we feel want to fart ? I mean we can't guess when we're gonna fart xD

Or .. I know just one trick. My friends on campus said this "Watch out, I'm gonna fart" So he just fart and no need to feel embarassed

[ianwright77]

I thought I've seen it all and something like this pops up. Just goes to show that there are interesting inventors out there.

[mileybanana]

i dun get it, do you insert it when you feel a fart coming or you insert it before hand. Isn't gunna hurt your butt when you plug it all day long o.O

[Ignis]

i dun get it, do you insert it when you feel a fart coming or you insert it before hand. Isn't gunna hurt your butt when you plug it all day long o.O

read the post more thoroughly.

Users are instructed to insert the open end into their anus when they feel a fart is coming. This should eliminate any unwanted sound farts tend to produce.

that's what makes it even more foolish, IMO. when they feel they're gonna fart, will they make it to insert the tube into their anus before they ultimately fart instead? or if they feel embarassed to fart in front of people, won't it be MUCH more embarassing to *sorry* stick something inward their anus? LOL

[vaninja]

Very weird invention

Users are instructed to insert the open end into their anus when they feel a fart is coming.

How one insert it if he/she is in public area?

[Lynethia]

LMFAO
Yeah, like I'm going to insert a tube up my butt in public.