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    Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes

    By Adam Frucci, 2:44 PM on Fri Feb 20 2009,








    Well, stories don't get much worse than this. A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him.

    The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. The canister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode like that and kill a man? I doubt it, but this is what people are reporting.

    In other news, I am working from a beanbag from now on. Sweet merciful crap.


    courtesy GIZMODO

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    Last edited by bayjapan; 02-23-2009 at 11:34 PM.

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    d chair was made in china?
    i dun trust too much stuff made in china... n with good reason.. unless they improve their track record

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayxice View Post
    d chair was made in china?
    i dun trust too much stuff made in china... n with good reason.. unless they improve their track record
    That must make day-to-day life very hard. Just about EVERYTHING is made in China or India, isn't it?

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    Lol. Just saw this news 3 hours ago on GIZ too.

    I hope chairs in my school doesn't have a gas cylinder in it. All chairs in my school are the same as those office chairs. Now i must check those chairs with the discipline master with this piece of news...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hussdiesel View Post
    That must make day-to-day life very hard. Just about EVERYTHING is made in China or India, isn't it?
    Just about everything is made in China and India. But Mexico is getting up there now, if you're buying new TVs, they're made in Mexico.

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    I dont know what to say about this terrible news..... who come most Made In China stuff these days are so crude and lithal lol~!! Come on Chinese people, we gotta work hard to get-rid off this notorious stereotype~!!!

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    I can't believe that the chair killed this young boy. This must be the worst cause of death I have ever heard. :/

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    Hm this sounds a bit odd, but poor kid, and his family. Not a way to go. That gotta be quite the explosion and velocity to send the debris into his rectum, I would think that he would be thrown off the chair as the more likely.

    This sounds like something for the Mythbusters people to prove.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayxice View Post
    d chair was made in china?
    i dun trust too much stuff made in china... n with good reason.. unless they improve their track record
    O__O that probably caught them off guard......why are their products always defective....remember the baby formula one.....someone always dies due to cheapness of the products...^^;;;; an exploding chair....wtf.....every time you see "made in china"" you think cheap....or half done...
    Last edited by kanohane; 02-21-2009 at 07:07 PM.

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    i feel so bad for the family to hear that their kid got killed by an exploding chair. Hopefully they can sue and get money from the company that made the chair.

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    seems like the one of the worst ways to die... killed complications of a rectal bleed due to an exploding chair...

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    the chair was probably rigged to explode
    probably some prank gone wrong
    this like that story with the guy who died from an exploding cellphone
    wasnt it like some kind of homemade gun or something that killed him

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    Kinda slightly off topic-ish, but kids in school now get adjustable chairs?

    When I was in high school, we had those "plastic, one-size fits all, and STFU if you know what's good for you" type chairs. Either that, or those ones that are welded to a desk.

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    am i the only one that wants a bean bag now...the canister wouldn't have enough power to blasta hole in the chair something musthave been done to it
    the only problem with instant ramen is the condom sized package with BEEF Flavour written on it...

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    that is a heck of a way to go.....think the chair was made in china? we dont need exloding chairs all over the world.......i worked in a toy store during the lead paint craze.....that was a mess

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